What do you know about married couples and grand pianos?
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I was thinking of that scene in Pretty Woman where they do it on the grand piano. Well, I’m wondering . . . do you think it’s possible to really do that without breaking the piano? We have a baby grand, but my husband is 6′4" 290 lbs and while I’m just a little whisp of a thing . . . cough cough . . . I don’t know whether or not it would be safe for us to try. What do you think?

Please don’t tell me this is a stupid question–I already know that.

You are adorable!

I know my father once stood on a Steinway baby grand to paint a ceiling (ending his career as a house painter) and he weighed about 200 lbs. at the time….

I would call the piano company and ask them for the weight tolerance of the piano. If they want to know why, you can either tell them the truth (I dare you) or make up some story about wanting to put a big, marble statue of a reclining man on it… Heh.

Oh, how I wish I could hear the end of this story…

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9 Comments for 'What do you know about married couples and grand pianos?'

  1.  
    blueberry
    March 15, 2010 | 1:45 am
     

    please don’t try this at home
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    ♥The Mrs.♥
    March 15, 2010 | 1:59 am
     

    Well I think she was sitting on the piano keys and he was standing. I dont think you would hurt it at all…to bad baby-grands don’t come with a weight limit, huh?
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    radabaj
    March 15, 2010 | 2:46 am
     

    it’s a hot scene, but don’t try it.
    it’s not worth breaking a piano for one romantic tryst.
    have sex UNDER the piano!
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  4.  
    tfblechris
    March 15, 2010 | 2:55 am
     

    If it is insured go for it.
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  5.  
    alrozz
    March 15, 2010 | 3:02 am
     

    I’ve done it on a Piano you will be fine. Sit on the Piano naked first and let him bang a few keys to warm up:)
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    Tom P
    March 15, 2010 | 3:08 am
     

    Kudos to you for being willing to try new things, but it sounds like a train wreck waiting to happen to me. I’d love to be a fly on the wall when one or both of you explain to the ER doctor how you got there and why your grand piano is broken.
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  7.  
    Brynne C
    March 15, 2010 | 3:49 am
     

    You are adorable!

    I know my father once stood on a Steinway baby grand to paint a ceiling (ending his career as a house painter) and he weighed about 200 lbs. at the time….

    I would call the piano company and ask them for the weight tolerance of the piano. If they want to know why, you can either tell them the truth (I dare you) or make up some story about wanting to put a big, marble statue of a reclining man on it… Heh.

    Oh, how I wish I could hear the end of this story…
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  8.  
    genie
    March 15, 2010 | 4:00 am
     

    Now that’s nice,do it,just be careful,use your imagination,do it anywhere.If everybody thinks that way,no one would be bored.
    Have fun while you can,tonight will be fine.
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  9.  
    Clo believes in Santa !
    March 15, 2010 | 4:12 am
     

    ROFLMAO ! Unless you weight as much as Julia Roberts and your husband as Richard Gere, I wouldn’t try it and break a very expensive piano !!! Star for you !!
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